Posts tagged "dumb shit"

You see a beefy dingus with a bunch of legs on his head. Looks like somebody went to town on him with a marker. He’s running around on skulls. A dark boner pops in your pants as you see his axe. It is really on fire. Wow. His head legs start kicking around in a gruesome dance. A chill goes up your butt as his evil eyes look into you evilly. He makes a fearsome sound like somebody hooting on a jug.

You see a beefy dingus with a bunch of legs on his head. Looks like somebody went to town on him with a marker. He’s running around on skulls. A dark boner pops in your pants as you see his axe. It is really on fire. Wow. His head legs start kicking around in a gruesome dance. A chill goes up your butt as his evil eyes look into you evilly. He makes a fearsome sound like somebody hooting on a jug.

Jovian Republic, anyone?
Thanks to SA’s WTF, D&D!? for bringing up this gem.

Jovian Republic, anyone?

Thanks to SA’s WTF, D&D!? for bringing up this gem.

you never end up with like, Mozoft’s fourteen-eighth stuck in your head
My friend Lorenzo, on why the symphony is boring
carvexi:


Hahahaha wtf

carvexi:

Hahahaha wtf

(via kawaiiteboy)

octogetintherobot:

nothing can penetrate my 11-herbs-and-spices field

absolute terror

octogetintherobot:

nothing can penetrate my 11-herbs-and-spices field

absolute terror

(via rustedpantheress)

I keep getting that tumblr weight loss spambot anon ask

what are you trying to tell me faceless robot I’m underweight as fuck

my diet is nothing but Arizona teas and funyuns what do you want from me

My name is Alexander (18/M/San Diego), though you might be here looking for Ignatius or Plushy. I generally post 40k and Eclipse Phase, with some cyberpunk and whatever else catches my eye. Feel free to message me whenever you wish; I love to talk. Enjoy.

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